"Everyone lies. It is just who lies the least."
At work last night, an attorney sat down with his wife. This attorney looked familiar, and I instantly knew why. I have had the pleasure of jury duty and it was for an entertaining case, involving a stocky 6 pack a day man with the gout who hurt his knee sliding around in the backseat of a taxicab while holding a hotdog in one hand and an ice cold coke in the other. He wanted over 100k because he could no longer work.
The guy got ZIP.
The attorney I saw last night represented this guy. And HE said, "I represent stupid people."
Well if everyone lies, why didn't Gout Guy have better lies?
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